It's been a boring few days.
Lemme see....
Jo had a sleepover at her grandma and papa's and had a great time. She got to meet Olivia and told me that Olivia didn't cry, she only yawned.
We went to a wedding reception. It was great to see everyone especially ones that we hadn't seen in ages.
We bought a new fawcett for the bathroom sink and a tricycle for Jo for Easter.
We finished the paperwork for the mortgage and picked out siding.
I finished the draft of our new bedroom. Instead of 2 closets we will have one walk in closet.
It has been boring...Hopefully I'll have more to blog about tomorrow!

I shudder to think of the hits this may get....but it's funny!

INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE..........

There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good morning,Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many years. Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!

What is the moral of this story?????.......................OH, come
on...take a guess! .

Think about it (You're going to love this!)

And the moral is...

Anyone know????

posted by Northern Mom @ 10:12 p.m.

5 Comments:

At 1:21 a.m., twinmomplusone said…

you can kill two birds with Onestone?
At 6:20 a.m., BeachMama said…

ahh, twinmom, you got it!!

That was too funny.
At 9:11 a.m., Silver Creek Mom said…

LMAO! Only Twinmom would gget this.

Thanks for the first chuckle of the day NM.

LOL!
At 1:19 p.m., DaniGirl said…

But he *couldn't* kill the second cousin - ergo, the moral (thanks for leading me down the path, Twinmom) is you CAN'T kill two birds with one stone.

Right?
At 9:37 p.m., Northern Mom said…

Way to go guys!
I thought it was a Laugh Out Loud kinda joke!